Morning Glory ...

This morning I awoke with an epiphany - which is what men of my age wake up with instead of an erection.

A Real Aso ...

The new Japanese Prime Minister is called 'Taro Aso'.  And here he is.

Now, say the following in a Japanese accent:

"That new Prime Minister is a real Aso ..."

See what I mean?

Tosser Of The Month ...

The cigar-smoking driver of the Range Rover Discovery 376 QRE 75.

It was such as waste to spend so much cash on the car but then forget to buy the one which comes fitted with indicators.